
The Alkonost is, according to Russian folklore, a creature with the body of a bird but the head of a beautiful woman. It makes sounds that are amazingly beautiful, and those who hear these sounds forget everything they know and want nothing more ever again, rather like the sirens of Greek myth. The alkonost lays her eggs on a beach and then rolls them into the sea. When the alkonost’s eggs hatch, a thunderstorm sets in and the sea becomes so rough that it is untravelable. The name of the alkonost came from a Greek demigoddess whose name was Alcyone. In Greek mythology, Alcyone was transformed by the gods into a kingfisher.
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“Cuddleuppets are your two most favorite things rolled up into one! A blanket that cuddles! And a puppet that plays!”
The only thing rolled up here is the fat blunt these blankets blazed 5 minutes ago
i want a lil cal one
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hear that? that’s the sound of hundreds of homestuck fans staring into the sun, hoping they’ll become like terezi
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I don’t know what I’m more pissed off about: a) their ignorance or b) them using gay as a noun
gay is a noun. gays are people. i’m gay. gay people. gay
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Roses are red
and violets are nice
but I’d rather your organs
they’ll fetch a fair price
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